What Brandon Thinks pricing: start free, unlock once or go Unlimited
Come for the line that makes you laugh. Pay only if Brandon also shows you the pattern underneath it and what to do next.
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Meet Brandon: your verdict, five scores and two findings written from your chat. No card required.
The complete, screenshot-worthy Brandon read: six findings, message evidence, action plan and PDF saving.
All the wit and truth of Classic, plus a Decision Brief, three message drafts and one custom question.
Unlimited personal Deep reports, priority generation, one Friend Pass every month and Founder Inbox access.
See UnlimitedWhy it feels like Brandon, not a dashboard
Brandon names the recurring joke, the oddly specific turning point and the sentence everyone skimmed past. The best lines are made to be screenshotted; the evidence and confidence labels are there so the joke never pretends to be proof. You get personality first, then receipts.
What you are paying for
Classic and Deep unlock one completed report. Brandon Unlimited is a recurring monthly membership for normal personal use, with one report generated at a time. Automated, shared-account, resale and bulk commercial use are not included.
How to choose
- Stay with Free if two findings already answer your question.
- Choose Classic when you want the complete evidence-linked read and action plan.
- Choose Deep when one real decision is keeping you stuck and you want support, counter-signals, missing context and three ready-to-adapt messages.
- Choose Unlimited if you expect to analyze three or more conversations, people or time periods in a month.
One-time or monthly
Classic and Deep are one-time purchases with no recurring charge. Brandon Unlimited renews monthly until canceled. Canceling stops the next renewal while access continues through the paid billing period.
What the Deep Decision Brief adds
Deep does not charge more for extra paragraphs. It turns the full report into a decision aid: what supports Brandon's read, what pushes against it, what the chat still cannot show, three natural message drafts in soft, direct and boundary-setting tones, and the observable response that should make you reassess. Paying more does not make an AI interpretation certain, and no tier should be used as professional advice.
A Friend Pass every month
Each successful Unlimited billing period includes one private Friend Pass for a complete Deep report. The friend uploads their own chat in their own account; the member cannot view it. Passes expire at the end of the billing period and do not roll over.
Frequently asked questions
How much does What Brandon Thinks cost?
The two-section preview is free. Classic costs $8.99 once, Deep costs $14.99 once, and Brandon Unlimited costs $29.99 per month.
What makes Deep different from Classic?
Deep includes everything in Classic plus a Decision Brief: supporting signals, counter-signals, missing context, three next-message drafts, a recheck trigger and one custom question.
What is included with Brandon Unlimited?
Unlimited personal Deep reports with Decision Briefs, priority generation, one Friend Pass for a complete Deep report each billing month, report history and Founder Inbox access.
Is there a What Brandon Thinks promo code?
A promo code is not required for the free preview. If a limited promotion is available, its terms and price must be shown at checkout before payment.
Can I see the result before paying?
Yes. Email verification opens your verdict, five personal scores and two complete findings before checkout.